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2 days ago
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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

2 days ago
55 notes
soesdabronx:

Found tommy bracco at the aquarium

soesdabronx:

Found tommy bracco at the aquarium

2 days ago
21,502 notes
baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

2 days ago
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2 days ago
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d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

2 days ago
245,945 notes
superwholockgiraffe:

superwholockgiraffe:

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.
So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 
When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 
Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.
I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.
Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.
Let the games begin

My brother ate the last slice of cake

Enjoy your shower, motherfucker

superwholockgiraffe:

superwholockgiraffe:

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.

So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 

When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 

Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.

I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.

Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.

Let the games begin

My brother ate the last slice of cake

Enjoy your shower, motherfucker

2 days ago
4,921 notes

raynargayez-jr:

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

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2 days ago
213,844 notes

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

2 days ago
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draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

2 days ago
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dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

2 days ago
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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

2 days ago
112,577 notes

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

2 days ago
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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

2 days ago
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funnyandhilarious:

Christianity In A Nutshell »
2 days ago
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