I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
((Oh, that was just uncalled for!))
when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong
THE BEST COOKIES YOU WILL EVER EAT.
I can’t wait for my future husband to win the World Cup so I can go down on the pitch and make out with him in front of everyone
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
First G-Slam of the Day!
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im painting my nails high
what could go wrong
a lot went wrong