i wish days were longer so that i had more time to procrastinate
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
How is it just sitting on his arm
is that peter capaldi
ew no boys have cooties and by cooties i mean centuries’ worth of institutionalized privilege
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
IRISH DANCING TO DUBSTEP.
hold the fuck up
this is cool as shit
This. Is. Beautiful.
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop