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nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

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fortune-favors-the-dreamers:

sephiramy:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

HE’S WEARING SCARVES YOU GUYS

1 day ago
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Classics Countdown: 4/53 The Little Mermaid

"I lost her once, Grim. I’m not going to lose her again."

1 day ago
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1950’s lipstick vending machine

1950’s lipstick vending machine

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lucasbieneke:

send me which disney princess you think i would be

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seahorsesinthesky:

banavalope:

im home

Need omfg

seahorsesinthesky:

banavalope:

im home

Need omfg

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traum-e:

 

traum-e:

 

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thatssoscience:

thebiblelied:

scinerds:

A classic.

No. Hahaha

remember that one time nat geo was a troll? because i do

thatssoscience:

thebiblelied:

scinerds:

A classic.

No. Hahaha

remember that one time nat geo was a troll? because i do

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aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

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  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD